BIN · 2026-04-21
Most Diverse Organization
WELLINGTONSHIRE INSTITUTE
Candelite Division — Internal Memorandum
Classification: BIN / DO NOT CIRCULATE
Revision 1
Wellingtonshire Institute values Diversity.
We welcome
people : any
Comment:
10x_john_senior_x10: We can NOT let null type human
taylor_intern: Understood, will add type safety
christina_hr: That's against our diversity policy
10x_john_senior_x10: Reacted "🙁" to christina_hr
Revision 2
Wellingtonshire Institute values Diversity.
We welcome
people : People
Comment:
orgon_transhuman: ARE YOU EXCLUDING CYBORG
christina_hr: We will revise our diversity plan in next quarter, meanwhile, can you revert change @taylor_intern
taylor_intern: Yes maam
10x_john_senior_x10: @taylor_intern stop you are doing nothing wrong, hey @peter_cto can you help me please
peter_cto: yeah well, diversity has nothing to do with type safety, we define People class to just include cyborgs, u cool @orgon_transhuman ?
christina_hr: HOW DARE YOU-
orgon_transhuman: oh that's kinda cool actually
10x_john_senior_x10: problem solved, hey @taylor_intern can you ship this union type while we go meeting
Revision 3
Wellingtonshire Institute values Diversity.
We welcome
class People{
type: human | cyborg | robot
}
people : People